Getting to know you or me or someone

 

So here I am answering more getting to know you/me, these questions come from Kymber found here: https://booomcha.com/2026/07/get-to-know-you-104/

If you had to hire one item from your junk drawer, what job would it get?

The tape measure, its job would be to measure people for a coffin

What’s the most harmless thing that has startled you recently?

A soft breeze across my face

If you had to give a pep talk to an inanimate object today, which one would need it most?

The tape measure for saying its not their job to measure people for coffins.